The Gospel According to South Park
by
Abe Silk
Religion has been a staple of the animated
sit-com since The Simpsons burst onto the scene in the late 1980s. As
a result, it’s probable that the most famous evangelical Protestant in the
world today is next-door-neighbor Ned Flanders while the most famous Hindu
is Kwik-E-Mart proprietor Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. So prevalent have
religious messages been in Springfield, USA that they have spawned
several books, including The Gospel According to the Simpsons and
The Simpsons and Philosophy: The D’oh of Homer.
Subsequent examples of
the genre have followed suit. King of the Hill features a Methodist
family in fictional Arlen, Texas, and deals with “real life” issues that
sometimes cause characters to question their faith. Family Guy
frequently refers to the Griffin family’s Rhode Island Catholicism, and in
one memorable episode, father Peter enrolls son Chris in a Bar Mitzvah class
in hopes that it will help him be successful in later life.
But no animated sit-com
has the religious range or bite of South Park, which recounts the
lives and times of a group of third-grade boys in a Colorado suburb.
Written, produced, and voiced by Trey Parker (Catholic) and Matt Stone
(Jewish), South Park has, it is not too much to say, put religion at
the center of its iconoclasm.
As executive producer
Anne Garefino put it in a June 20, 2004 interview with the Newark
Star-Ledger, “In writers’ meetings, we spend 50-75 percent of our time
talking about religious themes.”
A mainstay of Comedy
Central since 1997, South Park began as an exercise in vulgarity,
with an emphasis on the scatological. “The round-headed protagonists may
look like cruder versions of the ‘Peanuts’ gang, but ‘crude’ is the
operative word,” sniffed Gail Pennington in an August 13, 1997 review for
the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. “These politically incorrect,
potty-mouthed little so-and-sos make Beavis and Butt-head look like good
role models, and most of their jokes can’t be reproduced in a family
newspaper.”
The most notable
religious phenomenon in the early episodes was Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo,
an anthropomorphized turd who comes out of the toilet during the holiday
season to bring presents to those—regardless of denomination—with diets high
in fiber.
Early episodes also
featured a local cable access show called “Jesus and Friends” starring host
Jesus Christ; a boxing match between Jesus and Satan where Jesus gets beaten
up and only wins when Satan takes a dive; and fat boy Eric Cartman being
poked by a cattle prod every time he sings the wrong words to “O Holy
Night.”
But by its fifth season
in 2001, South Park had morphed into a running commentary on current
events in politics and popular culture. Although the shift took a while to
sink in, the critics eventually took note and their regard for the show went
up accordingly. Cathleen Falsani’s commentary in the March 17, 2006
Chicago Sun-Times was not atypical: “The biting, often maddeningly smart
social commentary that South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone
weave into otherwise sophomoric dooky-humored plot lines is brilliantly
subversive.”
Not surprisingly,
contemporary evangelicalism takes its lumps. In last season’s “Cartman
Sucks,” for example, one of the boys (Butters) is sent to an evangelical
camp for gay and “bi-curious” boys after Cartman tricks him into having a
picture taken of him with his penis in Cartman’s mouth.
At the camp, the boys
are forced to learn Scripture and “pray the gay away.” Although the camp
directors claim great success, most of the boys end up committing suicide.
In the end, Butters—who is not gay—proclaims that if all of humanity comes
from God, then “God must be a little bi-curious himself.”
South Park’s
encounters with up-to-the-minute religion have been highlighted by some
widely publicized controversies—most famously a November 2005 episode
entitled “Trapped in the Closet.” Stan (Parker’s alter ego in the show)
scores so high on a Scientology personality test that he is acclaimed as the
reincarnation of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.
Amidst a running
account of the Scientology belief system, a media circus descends on the
town, bringing with it prominent Scientologists Tom Cruise and John
Travolta. When Stan says that he is not a fan of his acting, Cruise becomes
despondent and locks himself in the boy’s closet, where he is eventually
joined by Travolta. The running double entendre is how both “won’t come out
of the closet.”
Comedy Central had
second thoughts about re-broadcasting “Trapped in the Closet” when corporate
parent Viacom, which also owns Paramount Pictures, expressed concern that
Cruise would retaliate by declining to promote Paramount’s Mission
Impossible III. After Stone and Parker publicly threatened to end the
show (“Dude, we’ll leave tomorrow,” Parker told Cleveland Plain Dealer
July 15, 2006), Comedy Central relented.
The episode did provoke
the departure from the show of actor Isaac Hayes, a Scientologist who
supplied the voice for the popular character Chef. In a subsequent episode
in which Chef is impaled and torn to pieces by wild beasts, Kyle (Stone’s
stand-in) implores those attending a memorial service not to be mad at Chef
but instead at “that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.”
Another high-profile
clash with the network brass was provoked by a 2006 double episode that
wrapped a spoof of the rival Fox network around the Muhammad cartoon
controversy. The story gets off the ground with Fox announcing that
Family Guy will air an episode with Muhammad as a character.
The country fears that
a terrorist attack is imminent, and Cartman decides to ride his big wheel
from Colorado to Los Angeles to have the episode pulled. Kyle, fearing that
his friend only wants to get Family Guy cancelled for good, decides
to stand up for free speech and sets off to stop him.
Citing safety as its
primary concern, Comedy Central decided to censor the image of Muhammad
depicted in South Park’s “episode” of Family Guy. The
decision infuriated Stone and Parker, particularly since the network had not
objected when, in 2001, they portrayed Muhammad as a super hero who turns
himself into a beaver and kills Abraham Lincoln.
This time, when
Muhammad is supposed to appear, there is a blank screen with a message
reading, “Comedy Central has refused to broadcast an image of Mohammed on
their network.” The episode’s final scene shows Jesus and George W. Bush
defecating on each other and an American flag—the obvious rhetorical
question being: Why is this grotesque display able to get past the censors
while a simple image of Muhammad is not?
Not everyone was
amused. “Like little whores, they [Parker and Stone] will sit there and grab
the bucks,” William Donohue, president of the Catholic League for Religious
and Civil Rights, told The New York Post April 14, 2006. “They’ll sit
there and they’ll whine and they’ll take their shots at Jesus.”
It was not the first
time South Park had provoked Donohue. A 2002 episode called “Red Hot
Catholic Love” shows Catholic priests as drunken child molesters and
culminates with the destruction of the Vatican. A 2005 episode entitled
“Bloody Mary” centers on a menstruating statue of the Virgin Mary. In both
instances, the Catholic League chose to react with a letter-writing
campaign, calling on Comedy Central and Viacom to be more sensitive to
Christians and not to re-air the show—to no avail.
“We realized that it is
useless to appeal to Comedy Central on any kind of moral level,” Kiera
McCaffrey of the Catholic League told the Boston Herald December 15,
2005. In the process, however, Donohue did earn himself a spot in the
South Park pantheon of bêtes noires. In an episode this past season
titled “Fantastic Easter Special,” Jesus is shown being brutally murdered by
Kyle so he can regain his super powers and kill Donohue, who has overthrown
Pope Benedict and sentenced Jesus to death.
Yet as sacrilegious as
South Park can be, it is something else to accuse the show of being
anti-religious. Although eccentric faiths like Scientology are called into
question, the central tenets of mainstream Christianity and Judaism remain
unchallenged. What draws most of the show’s assaults is the abuse or
trivialization of religion.
The “Fantastic Easter
Special,” for instance, begins with Stan refusing to paint Easter eggs
without an explanation as to why they’re relevant to the holiday. A 2001
episode retells the Genesis story of the Tower of Babel by way of the boys’
effort to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve an all-you-can-grab candy
prize. The ladder gains worldwide exposure and chaos ensues.
Meanwhile, the bona
fide anti-religious were on the receiving end in two November 2006 episodes
entitled “Go God Go.” The boys’ schoolteacher, Mrs. Garrison, who underwent
a sex change in Season 9, refuses to teach evolution, and characterizing the
theory as stating that “humans are the offspring of monkeys and retarded
fish-frogs.” As a result, noted atheist and Darwin proponent Richard Dawkins
is invited to teach the class instead. Mrs. Garrison becomes romantically
involved with him, and after hearing him describe God as a “big spaghetti
monster” declares herself an atheist.
Meanwhile, Cartman is
sent time-traveling 500 years into the future when everyone is a
science-worshipping atheist. Unfortunately, three atheist factions—two
groups of humans and a group of sea otters, all of whom revere Dawkins—are
at war over whether they should be known as the Allied Atheist Alliance, the
Unified Atheist League, or the Unified Atheist Alliance. When the Wise Old
Otter declares that he is against war because “maybe just believing in God
makes God exist,” the otter mob cries “Kill the Wise One.”
The point is that
atheists’ claims that war is caused by religion are incorrect, and that
humans—or super intelligent otters—will always find something to kill each
other over.
Perhaps the
quintessential South Park religion episode is “All About Mormons,”
which aired in 2003. In it, the boys show up at school and learn that a new
student named Gary has moved to town from Utah. He proceeds to incur their
wrath by answering all of the teacher’s questions correctly.
At recess, Stan decides
to beat Gary up, but instead finds him to be kind and understanding and ends
up with an invitation to dinner at his house. After dinner, the family
spends time in a ritual called “family home evening” where they play board
games, enjoy each other’s company, and read from the Book of Mormon.
When Stan asks what
Mormonism is, there ensues a history of Joseph Smith, told with the help of
sing-song lyrics that convey a robust skepticism regarding the founding of
the Mormon faith. (“Joseph Smith was called a prophet /
Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb.”) As has been customary in outsiders’ accounts of
Mormonism for nearly two centuries, skepticism is registered regarding the
existence of the Golden Plates on which Smith claimed the Book of Mormon was
written.
In short order, Stan’s
father Randy decides to convert to Mormonism because he wants his family to
be as polite and perfect as Gary’s. Stan, unable to accept the truth of the
Joseph Smith story, yells at the Mormons for believing it without empirical
evidence.
At the bus stop the
next day, Gary tells Stan, “Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy
stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it
all up, but I have a great life and a great family and I have the Book of
Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it
all up, because what the church teaches now is: loving your family, being
nice, and helping people…and I choose to believe in that.”
As a 21st century
version of the 1950s slogan, “The family that prays together, stays
together,” that’s hard to beat. But the best account of South Park’s
approach to religion in 100 words or less can be found in an interview with
Stone that appeared in the December 2006 issue of the magazine Reason.
“I think we’ve always
had religion in the show because it’s just funny,” said Stone. “I mean,
there’s just a lot of funny stuff. We’ve done stuff that’s really
anti-religion in some ways. But it’s such an easy joke to go, ‘Look how
stupid that is,’ and then stop right there. Religion’s just much more
fascinating than that to us. So from the very beginning, we always thought
it was funny just to flip it on its ear and show how screwed up it is, but
also how great it is. People couldn’t tell if we were kidding.” |